What you will do when you afraid of something
What do you do when you are afraid of something?
1. When you are sleeping, and you hear some noises, what do you do? I will tell you what you do. Instead of getting your lazy-ass up, and finding out what it is, you prefer to think it was nothing, and get under your cover. What the hell? is your bed-cover made of steel and bullets can't get through? I don't think so, next time get up, and find what happened.
2. You are on the street, and you see a dog. The dog turns out to be a badass, he is about to kick your butt, and instead of you running away or asking for help, you start talking to the dog. What, do you think the dog can read your mind? since when can dogs understand English? what is even funnier is that you say something like "hey doggie, easy I won't do you any harm" and so what, even if he understood, do you think he would just think "o he isn't going to harm me, I'm going to my tree" NO the dog wants a fight. So next time, instead of doing that shit, do something smarter.
3. You are in the middle of the street, and you see a car far away. You see him gaining speed and coming right at you; you think that he can't hit you, since you are a pedestrian, but he keeps coming in faster. You think the same, and when he is just a few feet away from you, you just stay there. what do you do? you stay there like if the car was going to just stop a few inches next to you. Since when do cars have a motion technology that stops the car 100% when a human gets close? You just keep staring at the car, until he finally kicks your butt.
1. When you are sleeping, and you hear some noises, what do you do? I will tell you what you do. Instead of getting your lazy-ass up, and finding out what it is, you prefer to think it was nothing, and get under your cover. What the hell? is your bed-cover made of steel and bullets can't get through? I don't think so, next time get up, and find what happened.
2. You are on the street, and you see a dog. The dog turns out to be a badass, he is about to kick your butt, and instead of you running away or asking for help, you start talking to the dog. What, do you think the dog can read your mind? since when can dogs understand English? what is even funnier is that you say something like "hey doggie, easy I won't do you any harm" and so what, even if he understood, do you think he would just think "o he isn't going to harm me, I'm going to my tree" NO the dog wants a fight. So next time, instead of doing that shit, do something smarter.
3. You are in the middle of the street, and you see a car far away. You see him gaining speed and coming right at you; you think that he can't hit you, since you are a pedestrian, but he keeps coming in faster. You think the same, and when he is just a few feet away from you, you just stay there. what do you do? you stay there like if the car was going to just stop a few inches next to you. Since when do cars have a motion technology that stops the car 100% when a human gets close? You just keep staring at the car, until he finally kicks your butt.
This entry was posted on July 03, 2005
at 12:24 PM.
You can skip to the end and leave a response.
« Home
5:42 PMthanks for visiting my blog...
» Post a Comment